Drink the fluid in a magic 8 ball to gain its power
12149 
Stand in line on Black Friday to return something
Shart week on history channel
Someone: romance is dead
Me, a very lonely necromancer : really??
disney is so tiring like give us lesbians u boring capitalists
it’s peaceful to not know
i cant believe that there might be millions of possible alternate universes and i got stuck in one where my fuckign brain is Broken
i’m just a bitch with bad posture and an irregular sleeping schedule